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Autor:  Mara Queiroz
E-mail:  não-disponível
Data:  12/FEV/2012 11:06 PM
Assunto:  British Humour is different
 
Mensagem:  Just for fun :
BRITISH HUMOUR IS DIFFERENT 
 
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:  
 
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
  

FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
 

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY
!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

[Sorry female recipients!]


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 English Made in Brazil -- English, Portuguese, & contrastive linguistics
 British Humour is different   –  Mara Queiroz  12/FEV/2012, 11:06 PM
British Humour is different   –  Dale-USA  13/FEV/2012, 1:24 PM
British Humour is different   –  Mara Queiroz  13/FEV/2012, 6:30 PM
British Humour is different   –  Dale-USA  13/FEV/2012, 9:31 PM
British Humour is different   –  Wauber.  14/FEV/2012, 10:26 AM
British Humour is different   –  Dale-USA  14/FEV/2012, 10:43 AM

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