LINGUISTICS & CULTURE
|Data:||22/NOV/2010 1:41 AM|
|Assunto:||Don't play games with punctuation:|
Nice ones, guys. Here´s some more.
''Let's eat Grandma!'' or, ''Let's eat, Grandma!''
Private. No swimming allowed.
Private? No. Swimming allowed!
Pardon, impossible to be sent to Siberia
"What's THIS thing called, Love?"
Lynne Truss: This is a clean version of a nice joke about a panda that goes into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. And he orders a sandwich and eats a sandwich and then just as he’s about to go, he produces a gun. And he fires the gun off and just as he’s going, they say, ‘Why did you do that, that’s not a very panda-like thing to do’. And he says, ‘Look at this’. And he throws down a wildlife manual, and there, badly punctuated, is his entry, which says, ‘Panda. Large black and white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.’
I would like to tell you that I love you. I can’t stop thinking that you are one of the prettiest women on Earth,’
I would like to tell you that I love you. I can’t. Stop thinking that you are one of the prettiest women on Earth.’
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