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Autor:  Deiviss.
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Data:  06/MAI/2011 6:15 PM
Assunto:  Water and Wine
 
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In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.


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 Water and Wine  –  Deiviss.  06/MAI/2011, 6:15 PM
Water and Wine  –  orlando  06/MAI/2011, 7:49 PM

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