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When I was in US Army boot camp our platoon returned from the rifle range to clean our weapons. The sound of a rifle shot inside our barracks brought our training sergeant rushing in to find that a recruit, to escape military service, had shot himself in the foot. Seeing the recruit’s bloody boot the sergeant first sent a runner to the orderly room to call for an ambulance. He then turned to the recruit and said, “That was a stupid move! You shot off the wrong toe, you idiot!”  

From Jim Wygand´s blog.