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Autor:  Tom
E-mail:  não-disponível
Data:  28/SET/2005 1:13 PM
Assunto:  a riddle and some clean jokes
 
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TODAYS RIDDLE

A  man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know
the password that was required. He waited by the door and
listened. A club member knocked on the door and the
doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and
was let in. A second member came to the door and the
doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was
let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up
to the door. The doorman said, "ten" and the man replied,
"five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

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Three. The doorman lets in those who answer with the
number of letters in the word the doorman says.
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The wife chewed out her husband at the company picnic
awhile back. "Doesn't it embarrass you that people have
seen you go up to the buffet table five times???"
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"Not a bit," the husband replied. "I just tell them I'm
filling up the plate for you!"
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It doesn't matter how often a married man changes
his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar,
the groom was standing there carrying his soccer ball and soccer

shoes.
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She said, "Why are you carrying your soccer equipment?"
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He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to
take all day, is it?"
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The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased with his
meal that he asked to speak to the chef. The owner proudly led
him into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef.
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"Your veal parmigiana was superb," the customer said. "I just spent
a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I ever had over there."
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"Naturally," the chef said. "Over there, they use domestic cheese.
Ours is imported!"
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