LINGUISTICS & CULTURE
|Data:||22/OUT/2005 2:35 PM|
This bloke arrives at the Pearly Gates (no ceu), waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the bloke's name is written in it.
After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says: "I'm sorry, I don't see your name written in the Book."
"How current is your copy?" the newly arrived man asks.
"I get a download every ten minutes," St. Peter replies, "why do you ask?"
"I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I was always the stubborn type. It was not until my death was imminent that I cried out to God, so my name probably hasn't arrived to your copy yet."
"I'm glad to hear that," Pete says, "but while we're waiting for the update to come through, can tell me about a really good deed that you did in your life?"
The man thinks for a moment and say: "Hmmmm, well there was this one time when I was driving down a road and I saw a group of thug type guys verbally harassing this poor girl".
I slowed down, and sure enough, there they were, about 20 of them abusing this poor woman.
Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tyre iron out of my boot, and walked up to what looked to be the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy, about 2m tall and weighing about 120 kilos, with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ears.
As I walked up to the leader, the gang of guys formed a circle around me and told me to get lost..... or I'd be next."
"So I ripped the leader's chain out of his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron.
Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them: "Leave this poor innocent woman alone! You're all a bunch of SICK, deranged animals! Go home before I really teach you a lesson in PAIN!"
St. Peter, duly impressed, says: "Wow! When did this happen?"
"About three minutes ago."
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