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Autor:  Lou
E-mail:  não-disponível
Data:  02/NOV/2005 9:37 AM
Assunto:  Snapdragon

Oh, I absolutely love these things:)


Here goes one....must say it'll only make sense for the 'mature' ones here....:)


There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot.

One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too.

But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.

He decided that there was nothing for it but to break up with her and get it on with the new girl.

He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day they went for a walk along the river bank when Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing: "I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone"


Well....now for those who don't remember the song above... might laugh at the following one:


Hellman mayonnaise
Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City.

Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.

The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate("desperados") at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.

It is known, of course, as ...Sinko de Mayo.


Take care you all!




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 English Made in Brazil -- English, Portuguese, & contrastive linguistics
Snapdragon  –  Uriel RS  01/NOV/2005, 5:35 PM
Snapdragon  –  Dale/RS  01/NOV/2005, 6:46 PM
 Snapdragon  –  Lou  02/NOV/2005, 9:37 AM
Snapdragon  –  Dale/RS  02/NOV/2005, 10:52 AM
Snapdragon  –  Lou  02/NOV/2005, 12:16 PM
Snapdragon  –  Dale/RS  02/NOV/2005, 6:14 PM
Snapdragon  –  Lou  04/NOV/2005, 9:26 AM

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