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Autor:  Deivis
E-mail:  deivis_fsilva@yahoo.com.br
Data:  07/JAN/2006 4:16 AM
Assunto:  Joke
 
Mensagem: 

I don't know whether we can post jokes here or not. Just fell free to comment on it

 

 

Little Johnny
  =============

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and
go into the woods.

Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
passionate
embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself
as he
ran home and started to tell his mother:

-- Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the
woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a
big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........

At this point Mummy cut him off and said:

-- Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest
of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you
tell it tonight.

At the dinner table, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny
started his story:

-- I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with
Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss,
then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take
his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing
that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.

 


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 English Made in Brazil -- English, Portuguese, & contrastive linguistics
 Joke  –  Deivis  07/JAN/2006, 4:16 AM
Joke  –  Marco  07/JAN/2006, 11:09 AM
Joke  –  Johannes  07/JAN/2006, 12:18 PM
Joke  –  Sarah  07/JAN/2006, 2:08 PM
Joke  –  Dale/RS  07/JAN/2006, 2:34 PM
Joke  –  Johannes  07/JAN/2006, 7:12 PM
Joke  –  Sarah  07/JAN/2006, 7:45 PM
Joke  –  Sarah  07/JAN/2006, 8:03 PM

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