"Our life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that takes our breath away"

With Friends Like That ...
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Two men were walking down a path in the woods. It was nearing
nightfall and they were tired from their long hike. They were
headed back to their starting place when one of them noticed behind
them came a huge black bear running VERY fast toward them.

One of the men dropped to the ground and was fumbling with his blue
duffel bag.

The other man said:

-- What in the @&*%$ are you doing? There's a huge black bear running
toward us!

The man on the ground replied:

-- I'm putting on my running shoes!

-- You're putting on running shoes!? Do you expect to OUTRUN that
bear??

The man replied:

-- I don't have to outrun that bear. I just have to outrun *you*!