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ENGLISH
PORTUGUESE LINGUISTICS & CULTURE |
Autor: | Deivis |
E-mail: | deivis_fsilva@yahoo.com.br |
Data: | 07/JAN/2006 9:30 PM |
Assunto: | Joke |
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"Our life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that takes our breath away"
With Friends Like That ... Two men were walking down a path in the woods. It was nearing One of the men dropped to the ground and was fumbling with his blue The other man said: -- What in the @&*%$ are you doing? There's a huge black bear running The man on the ground replied: -- I'm putting on my running shoes! -- You're putting on running shoes!? Do you expect to OUTRUN that The man replied: -- I don't have to outrun that bear. I just have to outrun *you*!
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