LINGUISTICS & CULTURE
|Data:||08/JAN/2006 7:08 PM|
|Assunto:||To Marcio-Cachorro vira-lata|
Tid-bits of dogs are usually scooped up into a plastic bag and their former soul will have gone to dogs' heaven.
At dogs'heaven's gates awaits Saint Bernard, who will give new arrivals a large bone , after picking a bone with them about their former life. These dogs then have a choice between a large framed picture of their former owner or a tree to pee against.
Many dogs ,in spite of having had marvellously caring owners, prefer the trees, because they come included with a cat they can chase about and up at will.
The good thing is in heaven they don't distinguish between stray, mongrel or pure pedigree, although Belgian Shepards , like the ones I have had for 20 years, are very much in fashion up there nowadays.
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