LINGUISTICS & CULTURE
|Data:||16/ABR/2006 10:13 PM|
|Assunto:||Joke about lawyers|
A Car Crash
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross
They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither
It's impossible to assess blame for the accident on either however.
They both get out.
One is a doctor, one is a lawyer.
The lawyer calls the police on his car phone; they'll be there in
It's cold and damp, and both men are shaken up.
The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the
Aren't you going to have a drink? the doctor says.
AFTER the police get here, replies the lawyer.
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