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Autor:  Deivis
E-mail:  deivis_Fsilva@yahoo.com.br
Data:  16/ABR/2006 10:13 PM
Assunto:  Joke about lawyers
 
Mensagem: 

  A Car Crash
  ===========

Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross
over the white line in the centre of the road.

They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither
driver is hurt.

It's impossible to assess blame for the accident on either however.

They both get out.

One is a doctor, one is a lawyer.

The lawyer calls the police on his car phone; they'll be there in

20 minutes.

It's cold and damp, and both men are shaken up.

The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the
doctor accepts, drinks and hands it back to the lawyer, who puts it
away.

Aren't you going to have a drink? the doctor says.

AFTER the police get here, replies the lawyer.

 


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 English Made in Brazil -- English, Portuguese, & contrastive linguistics
 Joke about lawyers  –  Deivis  16/ABR/2006, 10:13 PM
Joke about lawyers  –  Marcio Osorio  18/ABR/2006, 1:15 AM

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