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Autor:  Deivis
E-mail:  deivis_Fsilva@yahoo.com.br
Data:  10/MAI/2006 4:39 AM
Assunto:  Mr. Lamb (joke)
 
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  Mr. Lamb
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A mild-mannered man named Louie was tired of being bossed around
by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said
he needed to build his self-esteem, and so he gave him a book on
assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man
stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger
in her face, he said, From now on, I want you to know that *I* am
the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,

I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're
going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with
my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair ????

The funeral director, said his wife.

 


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 English Made in Brazil -- English, Portuguese, & contrastive linguistics
  Mr. Lamb (joke)  –  Deivis  10/MAI/2006, 4:39 AM
Mr. Lamb (joke)  –  Victor  10/MAI/2006, 10:00 AM

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