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Autor:  Deivis
E-mail:  deivis_fsilva@yahoo.com.br
Data:  01/MAR/2008 1:38 PM
Assunto:  Joke
 
Mensagem: 
Water and wine
==============

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that
if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would
have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found
in
feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or
other
liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water
and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as
a public service.


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 English Made in Brazil -- English, Portuguese, & contrastive linguistics
 Joke   –  Deivis  01/MAR/2008, 1:38 PM
Joke   –  Dale/CR  01/MAR/2008, 2:00 PM
Joke   –  Márcio Farias  01/MAR/2008, 2:23 PM
Joke   –  Dale/CR  01/MAR/2008, 11:12 PM
Joke   –  Deivis  04/MAR/2008, 2:07 PM

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